Archive for April, 2009

Quail Hollow Championship Round 1 2009

Thursday, April 30th, 2009

Tiger Woods shot a bogey free 7 under par 65 to take a two shot lead over Phil Mickelson, Robert Allenby, Jason Dufner and Steve Marino all at 5 under par 67.
The scorecards of Mickelson and Allenby were bogey free as well, Phil with 3 birdies and an eagle (on 7) and Allenby with 5 birdies, Marino had one bogey with 6 birdies to his credit while Jason Dufner had 3 bogeys but did make 8 birdies. At T6 and 4 under par are Jeff Maggert, Retief Goosen, Hunter Mahan and Lucas Glover. Ten players are tied for tenth at 3 under par, those include; Bo Van Pelt, Nick O’Hern, Steve Flesch, Jeff Klauk, Charles Warren, Sean O’Hair, Mark Calcavecchia, Bill Haas, George McNeil and Cliff Kresge.

Woods driving average is 297.5 and is T78 in driving distance, his Putts per GIR 1.571 where he is T7 and his Greens in Regulation 77.8% where he is T18, being the leader he is leading the field in scoring with a 65, field average is 72.18, he is also leading the field in scrambling an impressive 100% with the field average being 54.36%. Bubba Watson leads the field in driving distance at 337.5 (no surprise there) the field average is 298.2. David Mathis leads the field in driving accuracy at 85.71% the field average is 47.15%. Kevin Streelman leads the field in GIR at 88.89% with the field averaging 68.34% hitting their greens in regulation. Steve Flesch leads in putting with 25 while the field is averaging 30.35. The old adage drive for show and putt for dough is as true in the pro ranks as it is for your weekend scrambles.

Several players need to turn it up a notch if they are to make the cut after today’s performance. Padraig Harrington, Steve Elkington, Adam Scott, Trevor Immelman, Justin Rose, JB Holmes, Kirk Triplett, Jason Gore, DJ Trahan, Vijay Singh, Jeev M Singh, David Duvall, and Ryuji Imada all are in need of an under par round tomorrow if they want to play over the weekend.

The shot of the day had to belong to Phil Mickelson with his chip at 7 for eagle, I can’t fathom how he gets the spin to put the brakes on with those low trajectory chip shots he pulls out of his bag on a routine basis. Any faster and it would have careened off the pin and any slower and it would have come up short. Guess that is why he can sell his short game secrets videos for $49.95 on PGATour.com.

Will the stars continue to shine tomorrow? I would expect an exciting round of golf Friday. Saturday and Sunday for that matter, since the golf world didn’t get the Le Tigre/Lefty showdown at the Masters (well we did get the mini version, but not for whole enchilada) it could be coming this weekend for all the marbles.

Quail Hollow Club 2009

Monday, April 27th, 2009

The PGA Tour heads to Charlotte, North Carolina for the Quail Hollow Championship. Televised coverage will be on the Golf Channel Thursday and Friday and on CBS Saturday and Sunday.

Original architect: Pete Dye (2003)
Par is 72
Ranked 32 out of 54 in difficulty
Plays to 7,341 yards (reduced from 7,520)
Grass is TifSport bermudagrass (tees, fairways, greens, rough)
71 Sand bunkers, 5 Water hazards and greens run 11 on the stimpmeter
Course record is 64 shared by Kirk Triplett (2004), Bo Van Pelt (2006) and Rory Sabbatini (2007)
One ace has been recorded in tournament history at the 6th hole by Jay Williamson in 2008
The most difficult hole is the par 3, 217 yard 17th. In 2008 it saw zero eagles, 31 birdies, 260 pars, 146 bogeys, 18 doubles and 14 at triple or worse. This is Quail Hollows signature hole, nearly an island that does forces players to carry the ball 200 yards to clear the water. The shot will also need to be faded to settle the ball on a precariously perched, back-to-front and right-to-left sloping green.
The easiest hole is the par 5, 566 yard 15th. In 2008 it saw 7 eagles, 203 birdies, 234 pars, 72 bogeys, 3 doubles and zero triples or worse. Water hazards to the right and left of the fairway where accuracy and caution is the order of the day. Most of the professionals will have little trouble on this hole.

Some of the biggest names in golf will be playing this week including; Tiger Woods, Phil Mickelson, Sergio Garcia, Geoff Ogilvy, Padraig Harrington, Vijay Singh, Camilo Villegas, Nick Watney, Zach Johnson, Brian Gay, Sean O’Hair, Retief Goosen, Pat Perez, Angel Cabrera, Dustin Johnson, Jerry Kelly, Steve Elkington, Trevor Immelman, Ben Curtis, David Duvall, Rich Beem, Jim Furyk, David Toms, Davis Love III, Todd Hamilton, Mark Calcavecchia, Justin Rose, Jeev M. Singh, Ryuji Imada, Y.E. Chang, KJ Choi, Rory Sabbatini and Robert Karlsson are just a some of the players. Four late withdrawals after the deadline for various reasons; Brandt Snedeker, Alex Cejka, Dudley Hart and Arjun Atwal if you were looking for any of those four players you maybe disappointed. This is normally a fun tournament to watch. The 17th hole in particular has the players can go from hero to zero in one swing of the club. At 217 yards the players need a club with enough loft and the fade to hold the green. I would need a four iron just to get there and that would definitely run right through the green and end up in the drink.

A Bright Idea

Wednesday, April 22nd, 2009

Bright Automotive based out of Anderson, IN unveiled a vehicle that gets 100 MPG yesterday in Washington DC. That’s 1000 miles per 10 gallons of gasoline.

The vehicle as I understand it is basically a “hybrid hybrid”, it is this kind of innovation that people with means should be investing in. While I largely do not support the government bailing out failed banking and manufacturing companies, I would support efforts to establish a loan to get this company off the ground. It isn’t a solution but it is a start in the right direction.

I suppose that some form of infrastructure would be needed for recharging and that too would help stimulate the economy to some degree.

Nice to see some real thinking for a change. In my opinion. – Dorin

VA says 3 positive HIV tests from follow-ups

Saturday, April 18th, 2009

From Army Times:

Three patients exposed to contaminated medical equipment at Veterans Affairs hospitals have tested positive for HIV, the agency said Friday.

Initial tests show one patient each from VA medical facilities in Murfreesboro, Tenn.; Augusta, Ga.; and Miami has the virus that causes AIDS, according to a VA statement.

Veterans deserve better from VA (Equipment should have been sterilized)

Friday, April 17th, 2009

From The Leaf Chronicle:

What’s been going on regarding safety procedures at Veterans Affairs Department medical facilities in Tennessee, Georgia and Florida?

A failure to properly maintain hospital equipment has led veterans to be exposed to HIV and other potentially fatal diseases. The VA, in fact, has warned more than 10,000 veterans to get blood tests.  VA sites in the three states cleaned but failed to properly sterilize equipment between patient treatments.  In Tennessee, at Murfreesboro’s Alvin C. York VA hospital, the VA blamed most of the problems on unclear or incomplete instructions from the colonoscopy scope’s manufacturer, Olympus American Inc. That company said in a statement that it is helping the VA address problems with “inadvertently neglecting to appropriately reprocess a specific auxiliary water tube.”

The Masters Final Round 2009

Sunday, April 12th, 2009

Angel Cabrera is the 2009 Masters champion. It was not won without drama, Kenny Perry had a two stroke lead after 16 holes and having gone 23 bogey free holes dropped a shot on 17 and another on 18 to force a three way playoff between himself, Cabrera and Chad Campbell. On the first playoff hole Cabrera was seemingly dead in the water, stymied at the base of a tree, took a shot through the trees just trying to stay right of the hole with the pin placement on the left, ricocheted off a tree into the middle of the fairway. Perry and Campbell were fine but on their second shots Campbell found the bunker and Perry found the rough to the right of the hole. Cabrera’s third hit the green leaving himself a relatively easy putt for par, Perry’s chip was nothing short of phenomenal as he chipped to within about 18 inches for an easy par, but it was Campbell with the difficult bunker shot that went left himself a long par putt which he missed. Perry and Cabrera both made their par putts and headed to the 10th for the second playoff hole. Both players had beautiful drives in the middle of the fairway but Perry’s second shot was well to the left of the hole, leaving him an awkward chip shot, while Cabrera second left him on the green with an easy two putt for par. Kenny’s chip was thin, trapping the ball and running well past the hole, a putt back to the hole still left him some 6 feet for bogey and all Angel had to do was leave his first putt within striking distance which he did wonderfully and tap in for par sealed his 2009 Masters victory.

There was some well played golf today, while the leaders stayed somewhat benign Phil and Tiger made runs from back in the pack, but they were too far behind at the start of the day to make it, to the top. At one point Phil got within one shot of the lead but at the end of the day it would not have mattered, as the leaders got just enough that they would have stayed on top anyway. Angel Cabrera first, Perry and Campbell T2 all at 12 under par, Shingo Katayama alone in 3rd place at 10 under par, Phil Mickelson in 4th at 9 under par, Tiger Woods, Steve Flesch, Steve Stricker and John Merrick T5 at 8 under par, Hunter Mahan, Jim Furyk and Sean O’Hair were T9 at 7 under.

So now we wait, for another year until the next Masters tournament. Congratulations to Angel Cabrera for an outstanding victory and four very solid days of golf on what are arguably the grandest stage and possibly the toughest test of skill and patience in sports.

The Masters Round 3 2009

Sunday, April 12th, 2009

Three rounds down and Masters Sunday is all that remains of the 2009 Masters. The week has went much too fast and it is hard to believe it is almost over for another year.
Kenny Perry and Angel Cabrera are tied atop the leaderboard at 11 under par. In 3rd place sits Chad Campbell at 9 under, Jim Furyk has 4th place at 8 under par and Steve Stricker holds down 5th at 7 under par. Todd Hamilton, Shingo Katayama and Rory Sabbatini are T6 at 6 under. Tim Clark remains at -5 to be alone in the 9th spot and rounding out the top 10 are 9 players at 4 under par including Anthony Kim, Hunter Mahan, Stephen Ames, Nick Watney, Phil Mickelson, Tiger Woods, Ian Poulter, Lee Westwood and Sean O’Hair.

Angel and Kenny are both known for not making mistakes to give up a final round. If anyone is going to overtake them they are going to have to play some phenomenal golf, because it is unlikely they are going to get “help” from the leaders. At 48 years 8 months Kenny Perry would be not only the oldest Masters champion but would have the honor of being the oldest winner of a major in history. It should be interesting to watch that final group. The golf world got the pairing they wanted in Phil Mickelson and Tiger Woods albeit earlier in the day than the majority had hoped. At 7 strokes back it is unlikely either will be able to mount a final charge to earn another green jacket. I don’t believe that anyone out of the top five has a real shot at winning this year. I believe the old saying goes something like, never say never? We could see a record setting performance come from back in the pack, but Cabrera and Perry have been very consistent throughout the tournament.

The Golf Channel spent about an hour with two time champion Ben Crenshaw yesterday that was really enjoyable. He provided some tales and cleared up a couple myths surrounding his Masers victories. They let him take us through the pin placements on Saturday prior to the tournament coverage provided by CBS. The Sunday pin placements should be interesting this year, as they have used some of the traditional Sunday pin placements throughout the tournament, mixing them in everyday. I wonder if Billy Payne and the committee have some surprises in store for us this year. In my opinion Mr. Payne has done a wonderful job since replacing Hootie. Eight of the eighteen greens have been rebuilt with hydronic systems that regulate turf heating and cooling. Three were completed last summer and those they have left are 2, 7, 8, 10, 11 and 14 through 18. Augusta does not release official stimp meter readings for their greens, estimations are that they run at 12 or a little better. That is fast, most amateurs probably find 8 to be a pretty fast green at there local courses. Mr. Crenshaw mentioned just how fast these greens are and if you have paid attention you’ve most likely noticed just how easy they have been hitting their putts. Slow and steady will win this race today, looking over some of the scorecards this morning I noticed that very few players have even two sub 70 rounds this year and if I’m not mistaken only Angel Cabrera has put together three sub up 70 rounds. Keep it in the fairway and don’t get too greedy, that is what the co-leaders need to do. The rest of the field needs to take some chances and challenge the greens on the reachable par 5’s if they are going to have a chance at winning.

The Masters Round 2 2009

Friday, April 10th, 2009

Kenny Perry putting together rounds of 68/67 is T1 with Chad Campbell at 9 under atop the leaderboard at Augusta. Alone in 3rd place sets Angel Cabrera at 8 under par with Todd Hamilton holding onto the 4th position at 6 under par and Tim Clark is by himself in 5th position at 5 under. Five players are T6 with impressive rounds coming from Anthony Kim shooting a 65 today, Rory Sabbatini and Sergio Garcia with a pair of 67’s, Kim moved up 69 positions on the leaderboard while Rory and Sergio moved up 45 positions. Shingo Katayama and Jim Furyk hold down the other two positions at T6, they both shot over par and fell down the board. Eight players are T11 at 3 under par including Phil Mickelson, Steve Stricker, Hunter Mahan, Nick Watney, Henrick Stenson, Stephen Ames, Geoff Ogilvy and Vijay Singh. There are nine players 7 shots back at 2 under par, Tiger Woods, Camilo Villegas, Padraig Harrington, Lee Westwood, Dustin Johnson, Sandy Lyle, Aaron Baddely, Graeme McDowell and John Merrick. Baddely and Merrick fell 13 positions, Harrington and McDowell fell 5 positions, the rest of the players at T19 moved up the board Villegas moved up 32 positions, Lyle and Johnson moved up 20, Tiger and Westwood up 2 both by just shooting par today. Five players are T28 at 1 under, Rocco Mediate, Ken Duke, Larry Mize, Miguel Angel Jiminez and Mike Weir. Nine players made the cut at even par and an additional nine players at 1 over. Exactly 50 players made the cut.

Some of those who did not make the cut are past champions Zach Johnson, Bernhard Langer, Fuzzy Zoeller and Gary Player. It was the last Masters for Player and Zoeller who both received a very deserved welcome walking up to the 18th green, the emotion was overwhelming and I don’t mind saying it brought a tear to my eye both times. Stewart Cink, Greg Norman, Robert Karlson, Pat Perez, Ben Crenshaw and two of the three teenagers Danny Lee and Ryo Ishikawa also did not make the field. You had to feel for Thailand’s Prayad Marksaeng who shot a 69 on Thursday only to follow it up with an 84 and end up 9 over par at 153.

Such is the game, 96 players came in and 50 remain. Only two players have ever won the Maters being outside the top five after 36 holes. That doesn’t bode well for Tiger and Phil or the Paddy slam. I’ll certainly be watching those players but right now I have got to pull for 48 year old Kenny Perry. He isn’t in my foursome in the fantasy golf league this week. After I finish this I have to go in and bench Zach Johnson and Robert Karlson but I have good prospects in their designated replacements Tim Clark and Rocco Mediate. I’d say any player within 7 shots of the lead has a real chance to win but in order for that to happen, the leaders are going to have to stumble and I wouldn’t wish that on anybody.

The Masters – Round 1 2009

Thursday, April 9th, 2009

They wanted to bring the roars back to Augusta and they did it in a big way, off to a record start with 38 players under par. Chad Campbell leads the way at 7 under but the impressive round of the day belongs to Jim Furyk who hit every green in regulation and played a bogey free round. Furyk and Hunter Mahan are T2 at 6 under par; Larry Mize and Shingo Katayama are T4 at 5 under par. John Merrick, Aaron Baddely, Todd Hamilton, Kenny Perry, Sean O’Hair, Tim Clark, Angel Cabrera and Mike Weir are all at 4 under tied for 6th. Seven players are T14 at 3 under that includes Graeme McDowell, Ross Fisher, Prayad Marksaeng, Andres Romero, Stewart Cink, Kevin Sutherland and Padraig Harrington. At 2 under par T21 are Lee Westwood, Greg Norman, Bernhard Langer, Nick Watney, the mechanic Miguel Angel Jiminez, Tiger Woods and Zach Johnson.

The projected cut is the lowest 44 scores and ties plus those players within 10 shots of the leader. The groups will remain the same tomorrow as they were today, the only difference being those who went out in the morning will go out in the afternoon and those who went out in the afternoon will go out in the morning. That may actually favor the groups who will be playing Friday morning as the winds are predicted to pick up on Friday afternoon.

Several story lines are being bandied about on the Golf Channel and ESPN. The young guys versus the old guys, Tiger and Phil, can Chad Campbell hold onto the lead, and will Jeff Ogilvy break the Aussie draught? As for me I’m just glad the course was set up to accommodate the lower scores and the weather is predicted to be reasonable this year. Don’t get me wrong, it is great to see Greg Norman and Bernhard Langer in the mix, it is great to see three teenagers in the field, Tiger is five strokes behind the leader and he has never had a sub 70 round in round 1 at the Masters, and even though Phil is one over we know what he is capable of, Chad Campbell has won the tour championship even though he is streaky at times he still can win and of all the Aussie’s out there this week Jeff Ogilvy is definitely playing the better golf so far this year. Golf tournaments and particularly majors are not won on Thursday, it’s two days to make the cut to play on the weekend and two more days to accumulate the lowest score in a four day stretch. It takes consistency and more than a little bit of luck to don the green jacket.

Augusta National Golf Club

Wednesday, April 8th, 2009

The original architects were Bobby Jones and Alistair MacKenzie. Augusta opened in 1934 and played to 6,700 yards. From it’s inception the course was meant to be modified over the years, in 1938 it was lengthened to 6,800 yards, in 1942 another 100 yards were added to make it 6,900 yards, in 1952 6,950 yards, in 1956 6,965 yards and again in 1957 another 15 yards was added to make it 6,980 yards in length. It wasn’t lengthened again until 1974 when it was changed to 7,020 yards, in 1976 it was 7,030 yards, in 1978 it played to 7,040 yards, then in 1981 the course was shortened to 6,905 yards, in 1994 6,925 yards, in 1999 6,985 yards, in 2002 it went to 7,270 yards, in 2003 7,290 yards, then in 2006 7,445 yards and now in 2009 7,435 yards. I find it interesting that for all that has been and is said about the course length, over the years it has really been the short game that wins The Masters. Case in point, in 2007 Zach Johnson never went for a single par 5 in 2, but rather chose to lay up and subsequently that was where he got the majority of his birdies. Last years winner Trevor Immelman, followed a similar path to victory. Tiger’s winning of the green jacket can be attributed more to his chipping and putting than any other aspect of his game and I suspect that it will be course management that again decides this year’s eventual winner.

Nick Price and Greg Norman share the honor of holding the course record of 63, first by Price in 1986 and tied by Norman in 1996. Price’s coming in the 3rd round and Norman’s in the 1st round. There have been eight aces recorded at the Masters tournament, 6 of them coming at 16, one at 4 and one at 6. The most difficult hole is the 505 yard, par 4, 11th which requires a 300 yard drive in order to crest the hill. There are some 3 dozen trees guarding the right side of the fairway and makes it very tight, a pond guards the green on the left and a bunker on the back right. The safe play is to lay up short and to the right. The easiest hole is the 15th, a par 5 that plays 530 yards. A mature cluster of pine trees on the right side of the fairway makes a straight tee shot critical here. The green can be reached in 2 provided the good shot off the tee, but again a pond guards the green on the front and a bunker to the right. It was Gene Sarazan’s famous double eagle with a 4 wood that put the Masters on the map in 1935 at this hole.

Our weakened economy has had an effect on this year’s tournament. AP press releases have indicated scalpers 4 day ticket prices that fetched as much as $3,500 last year are going for $1,350 this year. Party homes that corporate sponsors rented out for 25 grand are now going for 16. Chef Karl Kwoka was quoted as saying that he only has 1 company to prepare for this year and that he will lose somewhere in the neighborhood of $70,000 this year compared to what he earned at last years tournament. President of Augusta rental agency Corporate Quarters, Diane Starr stated she normally rents out 400 properties and this year that number has dwindled to 300. The Augusta Convention and Tourist Bureau estimates that the tournament normally brings in $100 million to the local economy but they will fall far short of that this year. I was unable to find out how short those estimates are for this year but I suspect at the end of the tournament they will still find themselves with a cash infusion into their local economy in the 75 mil range. Not too shabby for a single golf tournament.

Good Riddance

Wednesday, April 8th, 2009

VA issued a press release yesterday announcing the retirement of Michael (We don’t obfuscate) Kussman.  While we would have preferred he be imprisoned for perjury, at least he’ll be out of VA.

True to his character, and directly contradicting his testimony in the Veterans Lawsuit, it was obfuscation that was the last straw.  In a memo about the massive failure of the VA’s $167 million effort known as the Replacement Scheduling Application Development Program.

In the memo Kussman states:  “Finally, we need a clear communication plan for how we tell the story both inside and outside VA.”

In other words: We need to figure out how to obfuscate this issue so we don’t get in trouble.

The Masters – Facts and Trivia

Monday, April 6th, 2009

It is finally upon us, in my opinion the most anticipated golf tournament of the year. The Masters, the hallowed ground of Augusta National, I thought it would be appropriate to start the week off with a few facts and a little trivia about the course and history of the first major of the year, something we just simply call – The Masters.

This will be the 73rd Masters tournament. April 9-12, 2009 at the Augusta National Golf Club, course length is 7,435 yards, par is 72, 36 out and 36 in. Television coverage will be provided by ESPN Thursday-Friday, 4 p.m. to 7 p.m., and by CBS Sports Saturday, 3:30 p.m. to 7 p.m., and Sunday, 2:30 to 7 p.m. The field is comprised of 96 players, 5 of whom are amateurs. Defending champion is Trevor Immelman.
Ten years ago: Jose Maria Olazabal held off Greg Norman on the back nine to win his second Masters.
Twenty-five years ago: Ben Crenshaw holed a 60-foot putt on the 10th hole and went on to his first of two Masters Titles.
Fifty years ago: Art Wall became the only Masters champion to start the final round out of the top 10.

Tiger Woods, who last won a green jacket in 2005, has never gone more than three years without winning the Masters since he won his first green jacket in 1997.
This year’s field has three teenagers – 17-year-old Ryo Ishikawa, 18-year-old Danny Lee and 19-year-old Rory McIlroy.
Maters.org provides one hour of coverage each day before the telecast. That includes live video of Amen Corner starting at 10:45 a.m. Thursday and Friday, 12:45 p.m. on Saturday, 11:30 a.m. on Sunday, live video of the 15th and 16th holes starting at 11 a.m. Thursday and Friday, and 1 p.m. on Saturday and noon on Sunday.

Fun numbers
Gary Player earned $313,162 making 51 appearances while Mark Hensby earned $304,500 in just two appearances.
$500—Room rate for the Augusta Marriott Hotel & Suites the Monday of the Masters.
$179—Room rate for the Augusta Marriott Hotel & Suites the Monday after the Masters.
$200—Cost of a Masters ticket for all four rounds.
$36—Ticket price for the practice round on Monday or Tuesday.

Jack Nicklaus has played 163 rounds and made 506 career birdies at the Masters.
0-Bunkers found on the 14th hole.
1-Number of years it took Fuzzy Zoeller to win the Masters.
$1.50—Cost of a pimiento cheese sandwich.
2-Gene Sarazen’s score on the par-5 15th hole in the 1935 Masters.
3-Bridges at Augusta National.
4-Tom Weiskopf’s runner-up finishes at the Masters.
5-Largest first-round lead, by Craig Wood in 1941.
6-Green jackets won by Jack Nicklaus
$6.25—Cost of a Masters club sandwich, beer and potato chips.
7-Consecutive birdies made by Tiger Woods in 2005 and Steve Pate in 1999.
8-Largest final-round comeback to win the Masters, by Jack Burke Jr. in 1956.
9-Jack Nicklaus’ margin of victory over Arnold Palmer and Gary Player in 1965.
10-Cabins at Augusta National where members can stay.
11-Players who have made an ace on the 16th hole.
12-Tiger Woods’ margin of victory in 1997.
13-The score taken by Tom Weiskopf on the par-3 12th hole in the 1980 Masters.
21-Age of Tiger Woods when he won his first Masters.
40-Tiger Woods’ first nine holes as a professional.
42-Fewest players in the field, in 1938 and 1942.
109-Most players in the field, in 1962.
61-Number of Magnolia trees on the road that leads to the Augusta National clubhouse.
1,600-Azaleas on the 13th hole.
72-Lowest score ever shot by Bobby Jones in the Masters.
63-Lowest 18-hole score, by Nick Price and Greg Norman
97-Gene Sarazen’s age when he hit the ceremonial first tee shot for the last time.
70-Age of Charles Coody when he made a hole-in-one in the Par 3 Contest.
270-Lowest 72-hole score, by Tiger Woods in 1997.
235-Yards to the 15th hole when Gene Sarazen made double eagle in 1935 with a 4-wood.
Arnold Palmer competed in 50 Masters Tournaments.
Jack Nicklaus won his final Maters tournament at the age of 46.

Corker, Snowe, Collins vote against McCain

Friday, April 3rd, 2009

So it comes as no surprise that, despite being Republicans, Snowe and Collins have gone Communist.  The vast majority of voters in Maine are Communists and for them to retain their seats in the senate, they have to act like Democrats.

Corker?

Corker is supposed to be one of the senators from Tennessee.  Tennessee is not a Communist country like Maine.  Tennessee is the Red State (and that’s not Communist red). Tennessee holds the distinction of being the only U.S. state to elect a new Republican to both houses of Congress in the 2006 mid-term elections.

Corker has become so high on the TV face time that he’s been getting that he has forgotten where he’s from.  He now thinks that he’s a big celebrity and big celebrities are Communists.

Wonder what the voters from Tennessee will do when the 2012 elections roll around.  If he hasn’t been recalled before then, he’ll wind up like David Davis.